Tyler is a doctor. Like, a real medical doctor. An MD! From a wicked prestigious Ivy League university (Brown). This is not apparent from listening to P2I. His fondness for gross stories, disgusting anecdotes and bad jokes reveal a more ... nuanced character. He does however, have nice teeth.

Greg is a toy designer. He literally helps create toys for a living. Like an elf. A big Christmas elf. His hobbies include weird hobbies. His teeth are just OK.